It was an awesome trip. We shared the Lord with more people than any 5 day period of my entire life. If you only want to read about the adventurous stuff then skip down to the part on ROATAN.
Best Quote: "You are the WORST pastor EVER!"
Most Random Moment: Hitching a ride on the back of 2 large black ladies scooters.
Major Economies: Tourism, Prostitution, Drugs, PEPSI
Most Memorable Moment: The VERY last part of the trip.
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Why Honduras? $112 plane flight, that's why. I went with one of my best buddies in the whole world Mr. Barrett Keene. He is a GREAT travel buddy and the most outgoing person I know; without him, I must admit, I would have been totally lost. So we landed in San Pedro Sula and right away a local from Florida spotted Barrett's Florida Gators shirt and struck up a conversation. After a little while he was kind enough to change some of our Dollars for Limpedres. Then we hopped on a bus to La Ceiba. (*side note* I really like the way the locals say La Ceiba, it just kind of lazily rolls off of their tongues as if it is one; exceedingly buttery word.) At the Bus shelter we met a girl that looked about 16 with her newborn baby that she would randomly leave alone as she walked around for 10 or 15 minutes. On the bus we met a guy named Jorge, a local who for the last 15 years has been living and working in Boston Mass. The majority of our conversation with Jorge went like this.
"Hey, you guys are here to have some fun, you work hard so have some fun you know? Like girls, beer, drugs whatever you are here to have some fun so just have some fun."
After a brief conversation is was clear that Jorge measured whether something was good or bad by whether or not it was considered legal or illegal AND whether or not you could get off of the hook with a $10 bribe. When we told him that we held ourselves to a higher moral standard than that of a 3rd world country's justice system; he looked at us a little bewildered. Anyway after about 4 hours we arrived in La Ceiba right as the sun went down and within minutes found ourselves in downtown La Ceiba looking for random hotels and hostels to stay at.
LA CEIBA
Everyone was just hanging out in the streets of La Ceiba when we rolled up. A Pepsi truck pulled up and was giving away free bottles at a random street corner (*side note* Pepsi owns EVERY piece of advertising space in the entire country, even on tiny country roads in the middle of nowhere you see little, tin pepsi signs stuck in the ground or the sides of buildings painted with the pepsi logo, it's RIDICULOUS). Within a few minutes we bumped into a kid names Louis, an 18 year old that helped guide us to our hostel and informed us that all throughout the week La Ceiba was celebrating CARNIVAL, and that there were a series of parties in different parts of the city every night and then one HUGE party on Saturday. After checking into our hotel we headed out for food and to find the party. As we walked toward the carnival we were offered drugs or prostitution at about 10 minute intervals. The carnival was basically a series of really bad street food carts and cheap jewelry stalls interspaced with a few stages that local bands would perform on. We were the only white folks within miles and judging by the staring and extra attention we received we were probably one of the few that they had seen in a while. The stages gathered the most spectators as the local bands would call girls up onto the stage to shake their butts for the watching crowds receiving applause when their dance became more provocative. Some of the girls dancing on stage could not have been any older than 14. Next to the stage was a small cafe that was turned into a dance club for the kids that didn't want to hangout with their parents. Basically it was a place for a bunch of pre-teens to rub against each other while they danced in a shockingly offensive and sexual way. We met a young homeless kid on the way home named Alexander that spoke VERY good english and helped him buy some food. We saw him again in the morning. The city was old and dirty and no one seemed to notice, despite rampant drug abuse and promiscuity, the people of Honduras are some of the nicest and most hospitable I've ever met.
The next day we got up and caught a ferry to the Island of Roatan.
ROATAN
Wherever Barrett goes he ALWAYS walks around and introduces himself to EVERYONE. He has an amazing gift of making friends very quickly and it is important for the rest of the story that you understand that we met pretty much everyone wherever we went.
We shared a taxi from the ferry to West End with a young couple that Barrett met on the way. Once we arrived at our hotel we were checked in by a really sweet 19 year old girl named Gardena. While I was in the shower Barrett went to ask Gardena if he could use her computer to check his email. As he sat down Gardena came and sat across from him and started asking questions about Jesus. I'm not sure how she knew that we were christians but apparently we let her know in one way or another. She was struggling with the idea that becoming a christian meant that she would have to part ways with her friends because they wouldn't accept her any longer and that christians were not allowed to have fun and decided to ask Barrett about it. Over the course of the next few days we talked to Gardena a number of times about Jesus and assured her that christians still did fun things like dance in bars while on vacation in Honduras. She gave me her email address before we left.
After showering we headed into West End. West End is basically a single street filled with bars restaurants and clubs. On our way I was feeling a little depressed after our night in La Ceiba and was talking to Barrett about how sad it was that the church had failed so badly in its worldwide mission, and just then we rounded the first corner and a little beat-up old church came into view. They were having a children's choir practice out in the middle of the street. An older than dirt, nun lady with a straw hat was deciding which Coldplay song to play on her acoustic guitar as a warm up. We stayed in the back and talked to the head pastor named Joe who was a missionary from the states and travelled all around Honduras setting up ministries and was using the Choir as an outreach. We also met a local girl named Charlene who was 25 and helped transport the kids to the church every week for practice. After practice the head pastor invited me to the front to pray for all of the kids and answer questions. There were about 25 kids in all it was very humbling.
About 10 minutes into our walk Barrett noticed a group of people outside a restaurant that he recognized from La Ceiba; there were 4 American-Hondurans and one white guy named Ben in their group. We struck up a conversation and 15 minutes later found ourselves having dinner with them. They were from New York and hilariously fun. We went dancing with them for a few hours and I got a chance to talk to Ben about his work in business relations and my work as a pastor. After this we were walking home when Barrett heard a group of girls singing "Baby Got Back," in a Karaoke bar, 45 seconds later Barrett was on stage dancing and singing with them.
The next day we met a couple of girls from Canada and bumped into them again that night on a floating bar run by a guy that called himself Captain Jack Sparrow, who I'm pretty sure was a drug-dealer and a pimp. My conversation with one of the Canadian girls went like this.
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a Worship Pastor."
"REALLY!? You don't look like one."
"Well, what should I look like?"
"Ya know probably more muscular?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, if you're going to be a Kung Fu Master."
"Wait, no I said, W-O-R-S-H-I-P Pastor not Kung Fu Master!"
"Oh... Well you must be the worst worship pastor in the entire world! What are you doing in a bar in Roatan!?"
After that we spent the next hour or so talking about Jesus and the bible. Most of our conversations seemed to go that way. All Barrett or I had to do was tell people that we were christians every time they tried to buy us a drink and people would start asking tons of questions. I think that Roatan is a stop off for a lot of travelers that are searching for answers. People were really receptive. They couldn't believe that Christians actually did fun things like dance in bars and tell jokes and laugh and hang-out and meet people and all without the assistance of an alcoholic beverage. We met a guy named Drew and shared with him about Jesus, a bartender named Nena who invited us to a locals club the next night who we talked to a little about Jesus, two Honduran locals named Dessa and Edys that Barrett talked to about Jesus in Spanish, another two locals that ran a taco stand that Barrett spoke to about Jesus and a kid named Ricky that we met as he was heading to church. The crazy thing is that we didn't initiate any of the conversations about Jesus, we simply met people and as they got to know us they were genuinely intrigued about our faith and asked a bunch of questions.
The next day we walked to another part of the island called West Bay. It's much more family oriented and generally cleaner and had much nicer beaches. On the way we accidentally strolled through a hotel and bumped into a girl that Barrett met on the Ferry from La Ceiba. It turns out that she was also on our return flight home. That night we got the chance to talk to Gardena (our Hotel girl) about Jesus a little more before heading out for the night. We decided to try to walk to the locals club that Nena invited us to but had no idea where we were going and just started walking. As we went we bumped into Charlene (from the missionary church) and her friend on their scooters who told us that we were going in the completely wrong direction but would be more than happy to give us a ride. These two girls were not the smallest of women. So Barrett hoped on the back of one scooter and I on the other and grabbing a fist full of love-handles we headed right down the main strip waving to all of the people we had met all week. We must have looked hysterical, two white guys riding on the back of two local black ladies bikes. Once we got to the club Charlene introduced us to a couple of her friends and we saw Nena and her friend Tirza and after a few minutes realized that we were the only white people for miles AND we were talking to every girl in the club; not purposefully we just happened to know them. I don't think the local guys were very impressed with us but we figured they'd get over it or end up kicking us out (Hopefully in a friendly way).
Most days Barrett would spend the morning and an hour or two at night at the internet cafe finishing a research project for his doctoral, (*Side Note* it's pretty cool that with todays technology you can do a research project from a Honduran beachside internet cafe). On our final day we decided to meet back at the Hotel at 12:40pm to pack and catch the last ferry back to La Ceiba at 2pm. Our flight was at midnight so we had plenty of time so long as we didn't miss the ferry. So I left Barrett and got lunch at a little beachfront cafe and after a few minutes started talking to the owner about being a worship pastor. He then whipped out a couple of guitars and a Djembe (african drum) and we had a jam session on the beach... SUPER COOL. I had no idea what time it was when I left and met Barrett on the road who was in a bit of a panic as it was already 1:15pm and I had completely blown off our 12:40 meeting time. After a mad dash we managed to get to the ferry right as it was leaving port. PRAISE GOD!
THE RETURN
We got to La Ceiba but seeing as the HUGE carnival was the night before all of the private buses going to San Pedro Sula were sold out so we had to opt for the local transport buses which may or may not be filled up, no one really knew until the bus arrived. We ran down the street to a little bus station and noticed that they were selling tickets out of the back of a police car and had locked the front door of the bus station. It turned out that someone was shot inside of the station and the police wouldn't let anyone in as they hadn't yet moved the body. BEFORE WE CONTINUE let me say that there was not a single time that I ever felt threatened or in danger in Honduras the people were VERY friendly and I'm sure that this, although very stereotypical sounding, was an isolated incident. The bus came and we barged our way onboard while towing a lovely lady we met named Delsa behind us. The bus was not bad at all and we were able to sit and talk to an american girl named Thaya that was teaching English in San Pedro Sula for a year during the 4 hour ride to the Airport.
LA PALMA
Delsa, (the lady we helped onto the bus) told us to get off at La Palma as it was closer to the airport. We did and found ourselves on the side of the road at nighttime in an unknown town... Not an ideal situation but we figured seeing as we had time we would start walking until we found a place to eat or a taxi whichever happened to come first. The locals obviously didn't see many gringos very often but were quite hospitable. We found a little restaurant and met a REALLY sweet waitress who spoke no english and in a very smitten kind of way slipped Barrett her phone number before we left. Then we got a taxi.
ALMOST HOME
In the mad dash to catch the ferry, Barretts debit card went missing, I felt really bad and partly responsible. We got to the airport with about 3 hours to spare so we hung out and saw few people that we met in Roatan. I had purposefully kept my iphone hidden during the entire trip but needed to get it charged so I could call my sister once we landed. I spotted an outlet on the other side of our gate next to a couple of local Honduran guys. So I figured I would take my bible and go and read while my phone charged. As soon as I sat down one of the guys asked me what I was reading and instantly another conversation about Jesus started. The two guys were brothers that were also coincidently from Roatan and were fleeing Honduras trying to get away from their problems and find jobs in Miami. They had an aunt in Aventura and lived in a part of Roatan called Sandy Bay. they both had newborn babies and wanted desperately to start a new life and leave their past behind them. They were desperate for change. After about a 30 minute conversation about Jesus I asked them if they wanted to receive Jesus. They both said yes. So we walked around the corner and I watched as two strong, proud, Honduran men broke down and wept before the Lord. 20 feet from the entrance to a bathroom with airport announcements blaring in the background two men named Jeff and Kenny repented of their sins and came to know Jesus as their Savior. It couldn't have been a more perfect end to our adventure. I gave them my phone number and an invite card to our church. When we got to Miami my sister helped by giving them a ride to Aventura to meet their Aunt. I hope to see them again soon.
AFTERTHOUGHTS
While in Honduras I read a GREAT book called, "The Purpose of Man." by A.W. Tozer. I think every church leader should read it. In fact I think every church leader should read ANYTHING by A.W. Tozer it doesn't matter what, you really can't miss. Anyway here is a quote from the book that fit my experience perfectly.
"All we see now is a church all mixed up and sore, distressed by schisms, and rent asunder by heresies. We see her backslidden in one part of the world, in confusion in another part, and we shrug our shoulders and wonder, What is all this, and who is behind all this? The answer is, He is Lord of the ages; He is laying it all out, and what you are seeing now is only the steam shovel working, the truck backed up with bricks, that is all. You can only see workers in overalls going about killing time..."
"... No matter how much of a mess it appears, God has a way of working everything out for His glory. He is Lord of all wisdom, and history is but the slow development of His purposes."
Pray for the girl at the bus stop with the baby.
Pray for Alexander the homeless kid in La Ceiba.
Pray for Gardena and Pastor Joe and Charlene.
Pray for the Canadian Girl named Marissa.
Pray for Drew and Nena and Tirza and the taco ladies and Dessa and Edys and Ricky.
Pray for Jeff and Kenny and their new relationship with God.
Pray that we would trust in God and that we would worship Him as our utmost priority.
These are just a few of the countless stories and mini-adventures we had while in Honduras. Feel free to ask me about others and to explain where needed.